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Feigned Jokes

My sound tech walked in to hook up my microphones

We got to talking and I let him know I have a few friends who are also sound techs.

“Really. Fascinating” with feigned excitement.

Yeah. One of them is German.

“Ok....”

I have a Czech one, too. A Czech one, too.

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Bananas

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mother about it.

Her mother although perplexed, feigned a calm exterior, and said - "That part where hair has grown is called monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair!"

The girl wa...

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