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I keep getting confused between homophobia and claustrophobia.

Which is the one about being irrationally afraid because you’re stuck in the closet?

The best way to fight claustrophobia is to

Come out of closet

My father had a weak heart and terrible claustrophobia.

He died at home, surrounded by his family.

What's it called when someone is afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia

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A man is at the dentist for a root canal.

The dentist, picking up a syringe, moved toward the patient.

“WHOAAA! What’s that for?” Asked the patient

“Well, this injection will numb the area around your tooth and keep you from feeling pain during the procedure” explained the dentist.

“No way! I am deathly afraid of needl...

The local drunk rushes into his favorite bar

The local drunk rushes into his favorite bar and yells at the bar man "Hurry up and give me a bear I got a scary feeling of claustrophobia"

The bar man goes "Claustrophobia? Do you even know what that means?"

The drunk responds "Oh look at this genius that knows everything, Claustropho...

What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall?


Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys?


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