Claustrophobia Jokes - 8 Hilarious Claustrophobia Jokes

The best way to fight claustrophobia is to

Come out of closet

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My father had a weak heart and terrible claustrophobia.

He died at home, surrounded by his family.

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I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.

Which is the one about being in a closet?

My doctor scheduled me for a MRI.

He wants to see if I have claustrophobia.

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What's it called when someone is afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia

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What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall?

Claustrophobia

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Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys?

Claustrophobia.

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A man is at the dentist for a root canal.

The dentist, picking up a syringe, moved toward the patient.

“WHOAAA! What’s that for?” Asked the patient

“Well, this injection will numb the area around your tooth and keep you from feeling pain during the procedure” explained the dentist.

“No way! I am deathly afraid of needl...

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