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You know how people always say words they don’t understand like “the juxtaposition of the blah blah blah”

Well my friend of mine told me his dad was getting a colonoscopy. I asked him “what the fuck is a dad?”

A fat old man looks at himself in the mirror.

His insecurity rises. He’s not the same man he once was. He’s an old chunk of coal. Why, in high school he was a major athlete- the football type. All the girls wanted him and everyone respected him. He was a hunk. As he stared into this mirror now a some odd fifty years later- the juxtaposition of ...

A Man Meets a Waitress at a Chinese Restaurant

After striking up a conversation, he finds out she is an active redditor on /r/jokes. Due to her kind personality and mastery of humor, he asks her out and they soon fall in love. When she eventually meets his family, they are truly taken with her. The family loves her jokes, and she also laughs hea...

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