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Facial Recognition Jokes

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I woke up with someone's ejaculate on my face, but I don't know whose it is

Anyone know a good facial recognition software?

iPhone vs Samsung

iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out

Samsung user: What's new?

iPhone user: We're getting facial recognition

Samsung user: Had that 4 year's ago next

iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging

Samsung user: Had that 2 year's ago next

iPhone user: We'r...

iPhone X has facial recognition.

It'll look at your face & tell you that you can't afford it.

Amazon’s facial recognition matched 28 members of Congress to criminal mugshots

Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.

Everyone who is concerned about facial recognition software / loosing your privacy because of photos in the internet...

Just wait until you hear about driver licenses.

I just came on my phone’s screen and it didn’t unlock

So much for facial recognition

I just realized my phone unlocks whenever I say "Bukkake"

I guess I had facial recognition turned on

How do you ID a person in a bukkake scene? [NSFW]

Facial recognition.

Its getting a lot easier to un-lock phones these days

Now that they've added facial recognition you don't need to lift a finger!

My girl doesn’t need an Iphone X

She already gets facial recognition

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