Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but...

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

Why don't biblical creationists make good doctors?

Because they have no patience.

How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they‘ve invented torches.

What do nerds and Creationists have in common?

They're offended by The Big Bang Theory.

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?

Density

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