An astronomy teacher prepared two boxes filled with joke cards. The first box was filled with asteroids and the second one with comets. He then let one of this students pick a box...
The student picked the one with asteroids. He pick one card and read the joke out loud to the class. The class, however, didn't find the joke funny. Seeing this, the professor made the student pick another card out of the same box. Same thing happened. The confused student looked at his teacher and ...
Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?
Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.
(Made up for my kids today) #dadjoke #sorry
Why are asteroids vegetarians?
Because they aren't meteors.
The caretaker of a generation ship was on his death bed
Many years before, Jacques had helped place all his friends and family into cryogenic sleep. He was a young man then and they all knew that he would likely be long dead by the time they reached their destination. They said their tearful goodbyes and drifted off to sleep.
In the years he spent...
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What do you use if you want a thicc and muscular butt in space?
Why are they called Hemorrhoids?
Because Asteroids was already taken
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.
In the year 2030,
In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d...