Q: What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?
A: "Is there a dog?"
What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
An existentialist, a nihilist, and an absurdist are baking cookies,
They've been at it for hours trying recipe after recipe, but they just can't get it right. Nothing they make tastes as good as they hope.
Eventually, the existentialist throws his hands up in despair. "Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe we just need to accept that taste is subjecti...
Existentialist, nihilist, cynic...
An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
Welcome to Existentialists Anonymous.
Can anyone tell me why we're here?
A philosopher and a driver
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture....
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A collection of lightbulb jokes
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just Juan
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just two but who knows how the...
What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian. 2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him:
"Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?" Sartre replied,
"Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fi...