Preexist Jokes - 2 Hilarious Preexist Jokes

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People say its a Case of the Mondays

Tuesday is when you realize it's a preexisting condition

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A Man Finds a Lamp...

A man is on a walj when he comes across as lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out.

The genie tells the man he will grant him 3 wishes.

The man thinks long and hard and declares "I want to live a long and healthy life."

The genie immediately scans the man's body, eliminatin...

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