At an event famous for giving out awards in bizarre categories, the emcee enthusiastically announces, “The next prize will go to the laziest person in the audience. If you think you qualify, raise your hand.”

Everyone raises their hands except a middle-aged man who seems to show little interest. “Congratulations! You are the winner,” says the emcee to the man. “Your prize is this $100 bill!”

Still showing no emotion, the man replies, “Would you mind coming over here and putting it in my pocket?”

My friends, like numbers, fall into two categories

Odd and even?

No... imaginary and irrational.

Everything in the universe can be summed up into two categories

Hot dog and not hot dog.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy...

I always seem to fall into the ladder

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A gorgeous nymphomaniac boarded a plane...

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Busin...

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Best parrot joke ever..

A man walks into a pet shop wanting to buy a parrot, he sees the shop keeper and says, "Eh-eh-eh-excuse me s-s-sir, I w-w-want to b-b-uy a-a parrot!".

The shop keeper says, "Ok sir, we have 3 categories here.. On the bottom shelf here, we have parrots who cannot talk at all. On the middle sh...

Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel ba...

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