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The Botched Executions

Obligatory first time posting so I'm hoping I follow all the guidelines and you all like the joke!

A Priest, Lawyer and Engineer are traveling together in a foreign country and unfortunately get arrested. They are all three set to be executed by guillotine.

The Priest is all set up, a ...
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Why did the Satanist Unix Cult never perform executions ?

Because the permissions were 666
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Apparently, France still leads the US in total executions performed.

However, I don't think that's a fair comparison as France got a head start.
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Why doesn’t Greece have executions with guns anymore?

Because bullets cost money.
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