Court Order Jokes - 2 Hilarious Court Order Jokes

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A man was accused of shitting on a chair...

When he fought the accusation the court ordered him to provide a stool sample

Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation

She tells the judge "my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."

"Herman, is this true?

"Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."

"Alright, alright. I'...

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