A french pastry chef spends his holidays in the US and needs to go see the local medic...
Pastry chef : Euh Docteur, I häv terribeul pain when I eat chocolate!
Doctor checks him out and after a few moments says : Ah yes, typical case of <puts on sunglasses>... PAIN AU CHOCOLAT.
Soon, usernames will be passed in families as a legacy
"Son, there's something i want you to have.., it's my username" "Oh jees, thanks dad ! " "You're welcome son, euh i mean SirSpankALot"
First day on the job
Jimmy's first day at the adult store went splendid. Until the only other staff member got a call and promptly leaves for an emergency and tells him to 'hold down the fort'. In spite of the initial panic, the first two sales go easily. The third customer comes in and Jimmy greets them confidently....
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