What can be said about a sperm bank's pornographic materiel that can also be said about the sperm donation experience in its entirety?
So it's come to this
The European Union is proposing to build a public toilet in Brussels.
They put the job out to tender. They get in 3 responses.
First in is Hans from Germany. He gets straight to the point. "I'll build it for €30,000." The Eurocrat behind the desk looks up from his note pad. "Can you give us some more detail, Hans?" "Ja! €10,000 labour, €10,000 m...
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Excess vs. Surplus
So this is a true story from my Air Force days and I would like to say it is a testament to how things have changed over decades, but this dates to circa 1983. I was a Lieutenant in a role in my squadron responsible for, among many things, materials that we had leftover from different projects we c...