I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way...
....but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?
More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever
If you can't beat em, join em
Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
A student son is visiting his father and upon arrival is clearly upset about something.
His dad asks him what is the matter, and the son replies that he just had a horrible first date with this really pretty girl.
Dad asks what happened.
Son:
“Well she asked me if I go to college. I said no.
Then she asked me if I drive a Mercedes. I truthfully said no. ...
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