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Fluids Jokes

When you go to the hospital, where do they insert the IV for fluids?

In your forearm.

DOCTOR: have you been drinking enough fluids?

ME: that’s literally all I drink

My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids...

but he tells me that he can stop any time.

My ThermoFluids prof told us this one before a final

Four engineers get into a car and try to turn it on, but it doesn't start.

The mechanical engineer immediately pipes up and says "The pistons must be shot! Someone get me tool kit and I'll take apart the engine to fix it."

The chemical engineer then goes "No, no, no the fuel is clearly...

There is new term for waking up in prison, covered in various bodily fluids

Cosby sweater

Do you guys like jokes about the exchanging of bodily fluids for doggy biscuits?

Well, urine for a treat!

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Things where Mechanics and Dentists are similar: drills, fluids, expensive without insurance. Things where Mechanics and Dentists Differ:

Dentists will at least wait until your asleep before they try and fuck you

I wasn't feeling very well so my doc told me to drink plenty of fluids and get lots of rest.

So I drank till I passed out.

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So, it's a full moon tonight. Tomorrow I'll wake up in some woods, naked and covered in bodily fluids...

...oh no, I'm not a werewolf, I'm going dogging.

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