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Sports Drink Jokes

It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida…

If it was developed at Florida State University, Gatorade might have been called Seminole Fluid instead.

Did you know that University of Florida was not the first school to invent a hydrating sports drink with Gatorade?

Turns out Florida State couldn't make the marketing work for Seminole Fluid.

The KKK is brought to you by the sports drink...

White Powerade

Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5?

It's very refreshing

What do you call it when an alligator gets an STD while drinking a sports drink?

Gator Aids

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Joke I just made up: what's a neo nazis favorite sports drink?

White powerade!

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