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It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida…

If it was developed at Florida State University, Gatorade might have been called Seminole Fluid instead.
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Did you know that University of Florida was not the first school to invent a hydrating sports drink with Gatorade?

Turns out Florida State couldn't make the marketing work for Seminole Fluid.
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The KKK is brought to you by the sports drink...

White Powerade
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Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5?

It's very refreshing
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What do you call it when an alligator gets an STD while drinking a sports drink?

Gator Aids
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Joke I just made up: what's a neo nazis favorite sports drink?

White powerade!

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