- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

I wanted to make a joke about sodium hydride.

But then I was like NaH, they won't get it either.

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14?

Because you're one basic BiTcH

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.