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Acids Jokes

Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

(thought of this during science class) A DJ conducts a science experiment with acids during his concert

Unfortunately, it all went wrong when he dropped the base

Why do the military use acids?

To neutralize enemy bases

what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?

they don't go above 7

What do you call two acids with an attitude?

An a-mean-o acid, but the sour-foul-ric acids are the worst.

I’ve been informed that jokes about acids are a waste of time.

They say that basic jokes have a higher potential.

What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?

Residudes

What are Mexican proteins made of?

Amigo-acids

What do heart burn chewables and formic acid have in common?

They're both ant acids.

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