What do heart burn chewables and formic acid have in common?

They're both ant acids.

Why was their gastric acids' pH balance 7?

Because they was so basic

*Crickets chirping*

Well that joke went over like a lead balloon

what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?

they don't go above 7

I’ve been informed that jokes about acids are a waste of time.

They say that basic jokes have a higher potential.

Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

What do you call two acids with an attitude?

An a-mean-o acid, but the sour-foul-ric acids are the worst.

Why do the military use acids?

To neutralize enemy bases

What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?

Residudes

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