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Poe Jokes

You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

Poetry

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People don't realize Edgar Allan Poe was a landlord.

His tenants were always complaining about the lease terms being terrible, leading them to being the first to coin the phrase: "fuck the Poe lease!"

What's Edgar Alan Poe's favorite vegetable to eat?

Corn on the macabre!

Have you guys heard about the new film adaptation of Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart?"

It's rumored to star Beneathio del Flooro.

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe

Nevermore

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

Poe, is your baby hungry?

Poe: Nah, BB-8.

What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?

"...ugh nevermind"

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.

* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

What do you call the Indian who works for Quaker Oats?

Poe Raj

Each movie in the Sequel Trilogy got an Oscar

He played Poe Dameron.

The raven was indecisive....

He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."


*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.*

Force Awakens joke my 9yo made up

What did Poe ask Finn when they went fishing?

"Do you know how to tie a fly tighter?"

My pet horse has started writing poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe-ny

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: M...

I think I just made the best dad joke ever.

My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell.

A local prison introduced an English Literature course...

.. during the inmates' free time. The thought behind it was that if the prisoners had lessons on great writers such as Joyce, Hemingway, or Poe it would help them express themselves as well as helping with their rehabilitation back into society. Unfortunately, the program failed. It seems that when ...

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