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Acetone Jokes

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Why does Hitler like acetone?

It's a Polish Remover

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What's the difference between acetone and Hitler?

One is used to remove the polish and the other is used to remove the Polish.

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What does acetone have in common with Nazis?

Polish removal is their best trait

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What do you call an asexual musician with a passion for refinishing nails?

Acetone!

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If I wanted to tune up my ass like an instrument so my farts sounded beautiful I'd probably pump propane up in there.

That'll get my acetoned.

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Hey you, do you put nail polish on your butt?

'Cause that acetone.

My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.

Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...

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