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When life hands you lemons...

Squirt ‘em on your dick before sex to indicate any lesions.

Pig goes to the doctor

One day, a pig goes to the doctor for his yearly health check-up. Once the doctor goes in to see the pig, the doctor proceeds to look at the pig’s well being. After weighing and measuring the pig’s height, the doctor proceeded to look at his skin.

“Before I look at your skin, do I need to k...

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A beautiful woman goes to the doctor

The doctor asks her to undress so he can start his examination. As he's feeling her breasts, he asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

The woman responds, "Yes, checking for lumps."

The doctor asks again, as he's feeling her thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"


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