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Alopecia Jokes

I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

...fortunately it didn’t raise any eyebrows.

Why did the bear with alopecia go to his GP?

To get a re-furral.

If Will Smiths wife doesn't like alopecia jokes.

It's hair loss

What do you call a priest with alopecia?

Alopreacha'

What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?

One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.

Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.

"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."

"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or ...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.

Fuzzy wuzzy had alopecia.

Gf left me

My girlfriend left me because I have Alopecia.......

Nevermind, Hair loss

As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...

I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.

This huge guy broke into my house last night.

I confronted him but he punched me in the stomach then smacked me across the face. While I lay on the ground he stole my wallet, my phone, and then walked out with my TV.

I didn't manage to scratch him or take a photo but rang the police anyway in the hope they'd at least be able to find a...

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