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Check out "conjunctivitis.com".

Its a site for sore eyes.
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My sniper rifle has conjunctivitis cream smeared all round the eyepiece

It’s a sight for sore eyes
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I gave an emotional speech at my conjunctivitis support group the other day.

There wasn't a dry eye in the room.
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I've got conjunctivitis!

I know because I researched it on the internet, it was a site for sore eyes.
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I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com

It was a site for sore eyes
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A woman ran up to me in the park.

"My dog has gone missing!" she said, on the verge of tears. "Poor boy..."

"Oh...Light brown fur, long tail, grey eyes, and a minor case of conjunctivitis?" I asked.

"Yes!" she beamed.

I said, "No, haven't seen him."
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Rang in sick at work today.

Whats wrong my boss asked?
"I have a problem with my eyes" i said
"conjunctivitis?" asked my boss.
"No i just can't see my self working" i replied.
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