Rocks Jokes

They are a little meteor.

But geography is where it’s at!

But no matter how much I worked on it, the set up was a bunch of schist and the punchline wasn't gneiss.

I tried. It doesn't.

a geologist, you racist!

They decide to get to the shore, so Jesus leaves the boat first and walks over the water to the shore.

Chuck Norris leaves second and also walks over the water to the shore.

The Pope, being baffled, also tries to take a step out of the boat but immediately falls in, so he has to swim t... read more

... of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally, the old girl passed away. On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I wou... read more

First Guy: looking at his ice cubes, " these ice cubes have holes in them, when did they invent this stuff?"

Second guy: "Must be a long time ago, I have been married to one for forty years."

the flat ones get skipped

They'll take you for granite

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of folks here who weren't qui... read more

Geoderant!

I understand they're a little boulder.

...the hippie trying to sell them



and that my friends, as a geologist, is my favorite rock joke.

Fresh Prince

If you date a kid, you get sent to jail

I thought that she became spiritual,
Turns out she just started smoking Crack

A big red rock eater

Two fellas are walking in the woods one day when they come upon a gigantic hole, so big and deep that they can't see the bottom of it. Naturally, their curiosity gets the best of them and they start looking for things to throw in the hole. They find sticks and rocks and throw them in but never hear ... read more

And to be honest, I'm still a little basalty over it.

It makes me boulder

I found out the hard way

I left no Tern unstoned.

Shamrocks

But it wasn't for shale.

The first fishermen was catching fish so fast they we're practically jumping straight into his bucket.

The second fishermen asked the first what his secret was. To which the first responded.

I have no wife, or girlfriend, I am a very lonely man.

The first fishermen didn't unders... read more

Coco pebbles.










I hate this joke.

...that's why they date them!