TIL the Richter scale is no longer the standard measurement for earthquakes.
It shook me up a little bit.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace....
A large earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale just got the Middle East recently.
Two million Muslims are confirmed dead and another million are injured. President-elect Trump, wanting to help as much as possible, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
Your momma's so fat that when she runs a hundred meter sprint, they don't measure it in seconds
they measure it on the Richter scale
A local Scientist recieves an anonymous tip...
One day a local scientist named Steve was sent a mysterious email. The email read:
Steve I know who you are, and where you live. My name must remain anonymous, so as of now you may refer to me as "Somebody". Steve I contact you because my independent studies have discovered a massive earthqua...
Your mom is a solid ten
On the Richter scale.
Signs you drink too much coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of ...
Your mother is a 10
On the Richter scale When she walks