If you still have doubts about using a talking calculator, you should really just give it a try.
The results will speak for themselves.
Stuttering Bible Salesman
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.
So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who wo...
A young Catholic couple about to get married…
Died in a fiery car crash. They were met at the gates of heaven by St. Peter. They told him how deeply in love they were, and asked if it was possible to get married in heaven.
St. Peter told them he wasn’t sure but would find out and get back to them.
Three months later St. Peter sh...
Repost of my favorite joke here: Everyone knows Dave
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave ...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in.
George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent. He learned all of Russia's customs and social graces. He memorized Moscow streetmaps and knew every back-alley there was. He swore that he could even think like a Russian.
The big day...
"Remember son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only a total idiot can be 100% sure about everything.
"Dad, are you sure?"
Wife: I'm going shopping, do you need anything?
Husband: I'm looking for inner-peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend consciousness and reach true spirituality, calmness and...
Wife: Be specific; Smirnoff or Absolut?
A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency. The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.
The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time ...
Some people had doubts that I'd be a good leader
Those people are dead now.
A pregnant lady visits her doctor for a check-up
Doctor: Do you wish for the baby's father to be present during the delivery?
Lady: NO, my husband already doubts him a lot.
Started my first job two months ago: low paying job but with good potential for growth. I’m yet to pay my student loan
During the job interview, my boss said I spend to much time thinking before I answered the questions, so they have doubts with my sincerity. Nevertheless, he said he saw my potential and picked me.
The board was going to meet today to discuss about an impending merger. My boss asked me to co...
You were there for me when I had my doubts, you always gave me guidance, and you always offered me options.
An American, a Brasilian and an Argentinian go take a test together
In it, they all have to get in a plane, take off, go to random location, and just by putting their hand out of the window mid flight, they have to guess if they are in their countries or not and why.
First goes the american, who says: - We are in the USA, i can feel the freedom of democrac...
What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?