Some people had doubts that I'd be a good leader

Those people are dead now.

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.

The husban...

Dad: Remember son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only an idiot is always 100% sure about everything.

Son: Dad, are you sure?

Dad: Absolutely.

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Everyone Knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and ...

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A man wanted to fuck his neighbor

He went to the roof, pulled down his pants and directed his ass to the sun..

His neighbor saw him and asked him, "what are you doing?"

He answered, " i am getting sun rays into my body, so that it cleans me from the inside, and makes me smarter. "

The following day the neighbor ...

Some days I have doubts, but today...

...I just don’t know, man.

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There once was a king who had a very promiscuous wife.

Having severe doubts on her, he decided to confirm his doubts by performing a test. He hid a tiny blade in his wife's vagina. A few days later, he inspected the penis of everyone inside the palace. And sure enough, there was a cut on everyone's penis, except for the king's minister. The king was dee...

You were there for me when I had my doubts, you always gave me guidance, and you always offered me options.

Thanks Google.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Because I’ve never met someone from Tennessee and I’m starting to have doubts that it’s a real state

I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind

At that moment I received a text message that said "Well, that's too bad"

I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns

It turned out to be a safe purchase.

So today I had to have a prostate exam and I asked the Doctor, "where should I put my pants?"

He said "right there next too mine."

Gotta say I had my doubts.

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The Voodoo Dick

A man enters a sex shop, looking for a new toy to keep his wife busy while he goes on business trips. As a higher-up in his corporation, he tends to be away from home several times a month, and wants to ensure his wife stays faithful.

When he reaches the counter, he's shocked to see an old, w...

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