Lark Jokes

The first partner he meets is a dove.


He pulls her into the bushes and there's a bunch of shaking and rustling sounds. A few minutes later, they both come out looking happy.


The dove says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved."


The hawk is still horny, though, ... read more

A native American boy goes up to his father and asks.

"Father how do you come up with our names?"

The father replies "Well the morning your sister was born we looked outside and there was a lark in the grass so we named her Morning Lark"

The boy replies "Okay well how about my ... read more

One morning, old man Speller is sitting on his front porch, when the neighbors’ young son walks by dragging a whole mess of fencing behind him.

“Hey boy! Where you goin’ with all that fencin’?”, asks the old man.

“This here mister? Well this here’s chicken wire, I’m going to catch me s... read more

John went to the bar, where he got chatting with another customer, his name was Adrian.

Adrian explained to John that he was a professor of Logic. John had never heard of this before so he asked for an explanation.

Well, said Adrian??Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?... read more