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A plastic surgeon was offering discounts on breast implants.

The sign read:

A sale of two titties

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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
...

Indians and discounts... I asked my buddy Rajesh what time it was

He replied, "It's 3 o'clock, but for you my friend, I'll make it 2.30"

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.

"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man ...

An old man walked into a bar and sat next to me...

He looks at me and notices my whiskey.

"Hey barkeep," he says. "I'll have some whiskey too."

"You got it," the barkeep replies.

So the barkeep pours him a glass and the old man makes a disgusted face.

"No no no. Do you have any Mosgaard?" Asks the old man.

"I'll se...

I once heard about a pimp that offered discounts on fat chicks.

You know what they say, it's always cheaper to buy in bulk.

I heard people are getting paid to mention companies and do product placement in their Reddit posts!

That's almost as crazy as the discounts at Jez's Furniture Emporium. Sale this weekend

I only go to brothels when they have discounts

I like getting more bang for my buck

Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul?

I heard they're going to cut the sales by half

Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike?

Employee discounts

On the anniversary of Harambe's death...

the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.

The longest circumcision in history

I had this mate and he used to go on about it his job all the time, you know the type? Work, work, work! Well this was particularly annoying in his case, as he was a professional circumciser.

I said to him one day do you enjoy your work? And off he went...

He said yes it’s a fantasti...

Why did the Blonde bring a ladder to the store?

Because it said "High Discounts".

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