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Did you hear that Kellogg is discontinuing some of their cereals like Rice Krispies and Pops?

When that news Cracked, their customers Snapped.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

Since Volkswagen is discontinuing the beetle...

Maybe my dad will stop punching me all the time.

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