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Dinos Jokes

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appear...

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What do you call a dinasaurs sextape?

The big dinosaurgy!

Did the dinosaur era actually exist?

You bet Jurassic did

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?

Do you want some tea, Rex.

A dinosaur came to his wife

And said, - Darling, let's make love.

\- I can't - she says - I'm busy today.

Some time later, he came again and said - Darling, I want you.

\- Sorry - she said - I have a headache.

A few days later, he invites her again.

\- No dear - she answers. - Wrong time of t...

They say the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs.

You could say it killed many birds with one stone.

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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a thumbtack ?

A megasoreass.

A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"

"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"

What would you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore

A very excited 5 year old shared this joke with me in class today

"Wha- what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

a dinoSNORE !!!"


it made my day <3

Many dinosaurs were very religious

In fact, prior to the meteor strike that killed them off, the most devout dinos were taken to Heaven. It was The Velocirapture.

Where to dinosaurs like to shop?

At the Dino-store

Did y'all hear about the purple stegosaurus?

He stuck out like a dinosaur thumb!

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Wind turbines...

BIG FAN!

(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.

There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

I used to know alot of dinosaur jokes

But they're all gone now.

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