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Squids Jokes

Why are squids the funniest animals?

...because of their ten-tickles

What kind of phones do squids use?

CephaliPods

Be careful around angry squids

They tentacle

If Squidward got a job at a prison for squids,

Would he be known as Squid Warden Squirdward?

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(British joke) A man walks into a bar....

He says to the bartender "Hey, if I show you something amazing can I drink for free?" The bartender agrees, and the man proceeds to pull out a tiny, one foot tall man with a miniature piano, places him on the bar, and he begins playing. "Wow! Okay your drinks are on the house, but where did you get ...

What do you call twin squids?

Itentacle.

A chemist, a biologist and a quantum physicist go surfing.

Having developed a paranoid sense for lab safety precautions, the chemist is worried about jumping into water with unknown impurities.

The biologist knows the local marine wildlife and assures him that the water is perfectly safe for living beings, with plenty of fishes and squids present. <...

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar...

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar, but do not order anything and immediately started to wiggle their arms at each other like squids.
The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"
The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"
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