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Sloths Jokes

Why do we not eat sloths in the US?

Because it’s not a fast food

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

Both hang from the tree

My daughter made this tonight: What's the favourite song of sloths?

Don't Hurry, Be Happy

Why are sloths so good at giving handjobs?

They aren't in a hurry.

Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open?

Because when it comes to energy they're conservative.

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