Anteaters Jokes

Because they are filled with anty bodies.

An anteater walks into a bar! The bartender, who is extremely famous, asks if he can get him a drink. The anteater responds "noooooo." This surprises the bartender as no one has ever declined a drink before. He decides to ask the anteater if he'd like a basic drink, a rum and coke! The anteater resp... read more

They're full of anty bodies.

Apparently they're filled with anty-bodies

The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many anteaters coming in here.”

The anteater says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”

The bartender looked at the horse and said: "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Later, a bear walked into the bar and said: "I'll have a ... beer." The bartender looked at the bear and asked: "Why the big pause?"

Soon, three anteaters came in and requested a bowl of ants to share. The bart... read more