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Arachnids Jokes

I got a can of arachnids

But the arachnids were dying, so I got a new can of arachnids. It does whatever a spidercan.

How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?

He uses his spider census.

A boy asks his father for a spider for his birthday.

The father stops by the pet shop on the way home from work to find out more about spiders.



“What does one of those big ones cost?” the father asks, pointing into the glass case full of the arachnids.



“About fifty dollars,” the store clerk replies.



“Fifty ...

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