Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials.

I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.

Have you heard about the cannabis-infused tea for marsupials?

It’s high Koala tea

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?

Quokka-Koala

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?

A Piña Koala

How much did it cost the Australian cowboy to purchase his gang of marsupials?

A buck a 'roo.

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"My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo."

""Kuala Lumpar?"
"No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".

Where do marsupials go for vacation?

KOALA Lumpur.

As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials

it's a really koala tea time

What do you call marsupials in disguise?

Kangaruse

Friend from Australia was bummed he didn't get a job working with marsupials

He didn't understand, he had all the necessary koalafications.

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”

And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

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