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Cephalopods Jokes

What do you call it when two cephalopods do favors for each other?

Squid Pro Quo.

Cephalopods don't Netflix and chill

They cuttlebone

What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves?

Suicide Squid

What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?

Kraken down.

A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,

She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!”
The other scientist asks, “how.”
She responds with a CD,
“By making them listen to my mixtape!”

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus

The bartender, upon seeing the octopus, says "hey hey hey I run a respectable establishment here, no cephalopods allowed!"

The owner of the octopus says "no, wait, this is the most amazing octopus in the world, it can play any musical instrument known to man."

As fate would have it, th...

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