Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appear...

Which drug should dinosaurs never take?

A steroid.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Cause they're dead.

I've heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten.

It was a mass egg-stink-tion!

What do you call it when all the dinosaurs go to heaven?

Velocirapture

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Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball?

Because they’re fucking dead

"Hello, you here to talk to me about Dinosaurs?"

Answer the door and see that its a sale man from an internet service provider. They have stopped at my house ten times in the last year to tell me about the digging in my area and I decided to have some fun with them today. Here is the conversation from today:

Me: Hello, you here to talk to m...

Why do dinosaurs like sushi?

Because they like their food ROAR!!!

What is a dinosaurs favourite deodorant

REXona

Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock

Shoulda picked paper

A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"

"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"

What did dinosaurs prefer to use to pay for their purchases?

Obviously tyrannosaurus cheques.

"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct

They found Jesus and got raptored

What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?

Comet.

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

Why did the dinosaurs girlfriend get pregnant?

Because they did it rawr.

Three dinosaurs stumble upon a lamp in the desert.

One of them rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. "In exchange for freeing me, I shall grant each of you one wish," said the genie.

Excited and clamoring amongst each other, the dinosaurs began to dream of meat.

The first one piped up, "I wish it would rain pepperoni and drumsticks!" The...

After the dinosaurs died out, mammals became the dominant life form.

Unlike dinosaurs, which had scales and feathers, mammals are covered in fur.

I guess you could say things got a little bit hairy after the asteroud hit.

What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?

Edit: Wow thanks for the support guys, this comet really blew up.

Why did the dinosaurs die out.

They got ereptile dysfunction.

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Why didn't they let Yoda name the dinosaurs?

Because the do-or-do-not-ceratops sounds fucking stupid.

What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other?

A Jurassic jam.

3 dinosaurs walk up to a shiny lamp

One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!

"Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!

"I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said.

And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of h...

I asked the librarian if she knew who authored any books on dinosaurs.

She said, "Try Sarah Topps."

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