Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appear...

A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"

"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"

Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock

Shoulda picked paper

Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct

They found Jesus and got raptored

"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

What did dinosaurs prefer to use to pay for their purchases?

Obviously tyrannosaurus cheques.

What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?

Comet.

After the dinosaurs died out, mammals became the dominant life form.

Unlike dinosaurs, which had scales and feathers, mammals are covered in fur.

I guess you could say things got a little bit hairy after the asteroud hit.

You know what killed all the dinosaurs?

A reptile dysfunction.

Three dinosaurs stumble upon a lamp in the desert.

One of them rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. "In exchange for freeing me, I shall grant each of you one wish," said the genie.

Excited and clamoring amongst each other, the dinosaurs began to dream of meat.

The first one piped up, "I wish it would rain pepperoni and drumsticks!" The...

Where did dinosaurs get their presents!

Toysaurus

Why did the dinosaurs girlfriend get pregnant?

Because they did it rawr.

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

Why did the dinosaurs die out.

They got ereptile dysfunction.

What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?

Edit: Wow thanks for the support guys, this comet really blew up.

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Why didn't they let Yoda name the dinosaurs?

Because the do-or-do-not-ceratops sounds fucking stupid.

I asked the librarian if she knew who authored any books on dinosaurs.

She said, "Try Sarah Topps."

What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other?

A Jurassic jam.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they are dead.

What do toddlers and paleontologists have in common ?

They both want to know your top 5 favorite dinosaurs

What did dinosaurs have that no other animal has?

Baby dinosaurs

Why do you not fight dinosaurs?

Because you will get jur-ass-kicked! My daughter told me this one

What do Sanders supporters have in common with dinosaurs?

Neither of them voted for Bernie Sanders

What do you call dinosaurs with crippling anxiety?

Nervous Rex

3 dinosaurs walk up to a shiny lamp

One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!

"Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!

"I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said.

And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of h...

I know global warming is bad

but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?

So there I was, baby oil in one hand, dinosaur glove puppet snugly on the other one.

I felt pretty stupid when the titles rolled and I realised the dvd was actually called *Walking* with dinosaurs

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