I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus .

In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.

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What do you call the butt of a stegosaurus?

A stegosaurASS

How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?

The door won’t close.

What dinosaur can feed an entire family?

Stegosaurus has all them plates.

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