Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?

Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#?

It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.

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An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.

The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's asshole.

The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
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Once you go black you never go back.

This is a very concerning statement for me because my poop has been black for about a week and it burns really bad and google says black stool means blood early in my digestive tract and I don't know what to do please help

Others change, but you should be yourself!

said one corn to another in the digestive tract

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