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Two men and their donkeys meet in a city.

"Nice donkey," says the first man.

"Thank you," the second man replies, "his name is Forever. Unfortunately, he only listens to instructions given in German, so I must sell him."

He begins to walk away. The first man calls out.

"Hey! I speak German. Let's trade donkeys--but be w...

Little Timmy always procrastinated his schoolwork

A few weeks ago, his teacher assigned the class to write a 10,000 word paper on a great philosopher, but with just 12 hours until the paper was due, Little Timmy had not written a single word. Realizing his predicament, Little Timmy hastily took a pencil out of his drawer and sat down in front of bl...

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