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I saw Denzel Washington on the street today.

I said "Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"
And he's all like "I'm not Denzel Washington you racist ."
Classic Denzel.

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The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street.

I shouted to him ,"Hey Denzel!" He responded, "Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"

Classic Denzel.

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I met Denzel Washington once.

I saw him across the street and I kept yelling "Denzel! Denzel!" Finally, once I caught up to him, he turned to me and screamed, "I'm not Denzel you racist !"

Oh man, classic Denzel.
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