The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile.
They claim he just got a little behind at work.
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A man on an airplane notices this very attractive blonde sitting next to him... (Long)
As the flight begins she removes a book from her bag and starts to read. The man immediately notices the title; "Confessions of a Nymphomaniac" and he's instantly transfixed.
After a few moments, she pauses her reading to take a drink and the man seizes his opportunity... "so" he says, "I ju...
Roses are red, violets are blue...
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
That's why he passed Obamacare and th...
One day a sailor gets on his boat named the “SS Sperm whale”
He notices several people looking at him wondering about the name of his boat. He decides to dispel their confusion and spreads his arms wide then says,
“Hey guys! Whalecum!”