Why do cops patrol in pairs?

Why do cops patrol in pairs?

One can read, and the other can write.

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Why are they sometimes accompanied by a dog?

So it can keep the two intellectuals safe.

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Why don't cops eat pickles?

Because their heads don't fit into jars.

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