Denominator Jokes - 6 Hilarious Denominator Jokes

There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people will find this funny

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I left my car between the numerator and denominator.

I got a ticket for parking in fraction.

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What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?

I'm so over you!

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There isn’t that much difference between a numerator and a denominator.

In fact only a thin line separates them.

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Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar

Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.

Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without fac...

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A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

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