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Pandora Jokes

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.

Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here

My friend, Pandora, wants to "take our friendship to the next level"

I said I'm not really ready to open that box.

my wife is alot like pandora radio

she is always asking me if I am still listening

My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora.

Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point.

"You shouldn't have opened that box. Just sayin'"

\-Epimetheus, husband to Pandora and god of hindsight, everyday for the rest of eternity

Li was an elf, but instead of the normal greenish tint to her skin, she had a bit of blue to her...

"My mother is an elvish queen..." she was fond of bragging, but her mother's husband the elf lord was a green-hued elf himself, and it was often whispered that Li was a product of a youthful dalliance of her mother's. How else to explain her unusual skin tone?

One evening, while in the palace...

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