What is a succubus’s favourite keyboard command?

Ctlr+D

There needs to be an all female Incubus tribute band...

... named Succubus.

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What do you call a Succubus' vagina?

A penus flytrap.

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PP JOKE

three men enter hell the devil asks the men what did you use to work as the first man said a lumberjack so the devil said that they will chop his pp off the second man said a firefighter so the devil said we will burn his pp off the third thought about it and said lolipop sales men

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What's the difference between a pirate and a succubus?

Where you put the peg!

(Credit to a friend)

A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today.

She was stealing souls.

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