What is a succubus’s favourite keyboard command?

Ctlr+D

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What do you call a Succubus' vagina?

A penus flytrap.

What's the difference between a pirate and a succubus?

Where you put the peg!

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A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today.

She was stealing souls.

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