A world known pair of thieves were visiting the Escoffier Museum of Culinary Arts in France.
They were looking to make their final steal the biggest yet. They walk up the pearly white steps and into the old yellow plastered building.
As they walk in, the man turns to the woman and asks, "What do you think we should take? I want our last job to be remembered for years!"
What did the culinary arts student say when his teacher gave him a piggyback ride?
I'll see myself out.
There was this guy working at McDonald’s.
and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it's color or by smelling it, he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or an...