Why did the guy hate his job at the can crushing factory?
It was soda pressing.
Why is crushing pop cans taxing on one's mental health?
Because it's soda pressing.
Almond oil is made by crushing almonds,
Peanut oil is made by crushing peanuts, coconut oil is made by crushing coconuts.
I really feel horrible about all those babies.
The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.
Its soda pressing.
(tch tch, that was lame)
A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine
He was soda pressed.
Washington Football is crushing the allas Cowboys.
Yeah it's allas, cuz they go no D.
A tree fell on my brother today, completely crushing his left side.
He’s all right.
What’s more crushing than not being able to start your car?
Not being able to stop it
This self isolation is so bad,I've been crushing on my room mate
and we've been married twenty years!
One of life's most soul crushing moments occurs every time that a song comes on the radio .....
And you think you are about to hear Under Pressure by Queen only to find out it's Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Did you hear about that guy who died from crushing a Coke in a hydraulic press?
It was soda-pressing.
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Just for Bieber
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of young, loud Justin Bieber Fans, shouting and singing , with posters of Justin Bieber new album in their hands "JB I love you" s...
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