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Abductor Jokes

What's an abductor's favorite kind of shoe?

Unmarked, white Vans

What does your lateral thigh muscle have in common with a really cool kidnapper?

They're both hip abductors.

Whenever I see a “Baby On Board” Bumper sticker, I think to myself..

The driver is either a really paranoid parent. Or a really clever child abductor.

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