I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.
I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.
There were 3 crews that worked for a telephone pole company. A German crew, a Norwegian crew, and a Swedish crew.
The foreman told each crew to put in telephone poles for the day and left. At 5:00 PM he came back and asked each crew how many poles they put in.
The German crew tells him they put in 9 poles today. "Good job, head on home" the foreman tells them.
The Norwegian crew tells him they ...
A new talented astronaut ascends to space carrying the expectation of all his crews
But moments just before he reached space, he decided to turn the rocket back and land back on earth. After he got out, people questioned why he did that. He said “my teacher once asked me what my dream was and when I said to become astronaut, she said well, the sky is your limit”
What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?
Crews Control.
What happened to the guy who called Terry Crews muscles too small?
He died of dissing terry
My friend met Terry Crews and made fun of him so Terry beat him to death
The coroner says he died from dysentery
Apparently German U-boat crews used to have dogs on board as mascots.
They were subwoofers.
We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies
He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry
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Did you hear about the guy who got the shit kicked out of him after he made fun of that Crews guy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?
He died of dissin' Terry
Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews?
He died of dissin' Terry.
Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors
1. Terry Crews $800,000,000 2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000 3. Will Smith $350,000,000 4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000 5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000
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Farmer Greg
A seasoned farmer named Greg had finally mastered his craft. He toiled day and night to understand every detail to growing the perfect crop. After 30 years he had made enough money to retire, but Greg wanted more. He wanted local recognition and fame.
So he decided to grow the state’s ...
Why does Russian tanks have Z sign?
Because most of the dead crews are below 20
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